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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻

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