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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Dixie eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺

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