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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Missy eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍

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