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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Pepper eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺

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