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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Sparky eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡

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