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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Rufus eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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