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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Simpkins eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃

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