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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃

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