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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗

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