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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊

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