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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛

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