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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍

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