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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍

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