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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻

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