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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Luna eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁

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