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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Tilly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦

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