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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺

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