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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Dr Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊

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