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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Miss Stink eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃

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