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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Ms Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡

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