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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦

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