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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Charlie eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺

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