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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Pennywise eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡

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