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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Voldemort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖

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