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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Akira eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗

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