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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Hufflepuff eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃

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