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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Bob eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁

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