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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Sparky eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯

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