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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Murphy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛

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