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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Widget eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗

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