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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Gizmo eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦

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