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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Gizmo eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊

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