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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Maggie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦

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