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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Coco eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍

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