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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Alfie eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗

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