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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Pennywise eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺

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