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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Smeagol eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻

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