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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏

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