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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Kirk eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻

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