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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Worf eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮

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