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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Worf eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺

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