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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦

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