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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Geoffrey eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮

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