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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Gus eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖

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