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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Rocky eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛

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