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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Widget eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦

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