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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯

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