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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗

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