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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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