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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗

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