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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺

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