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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Lola eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

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